"Come guys sing. I know you know the words. Sing with me!! I forget them!"
"Don't get it wrong. We all hate their dad." (Referring to the twin's dad)
"It's OK, nobody's as much of a psycho as I am."
"My dream is to go home and stay there."
"People just always ask me for a "Paul hug"... what the heck is that?"
"Billy drives like an old grandma."
"You have beautiful handwriting..."
"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"
Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."
"If you ever make me do that again, I will punch you in the face and make you bleed."
"Are you SURE you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before."
"Garbage song: Girls....
Paul: Like YOU!
Paul: Like ME!
like JOEL! "
"I never was your favorite! You never wanted my boxers!"