"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you!"
"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there."
"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." (About Billy)
"I would never sign to a label called Death Row."

"Waldorf is a hell of a town."

"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you can be yourself or what whatever you want to be."

"We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious musicians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band."

"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy."

"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..."

"Okay, now who stole my wallet?"

"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst."

"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."

"I put on pretty good sock puppet shows and I can mime"

"I don't smile."

"You can call him Benjamin, that's what Momma calls him."

"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'"

"A guy strip club, where the guys get naked, like cockle doodle dudes."

"My friends Billy, Benji, Chris, and Paul mean so much to me!"

"My last name is sex. S-E-X."

"Biotch... It's G to tha mutha fuckin C!"

"It's got to be hard to be a punk in Colorado. There's no air."

"I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was."

"He put Bengay on my nuts!"

"Yeah, I hurt my finger, does anyone have a Band-Aid?"

"It's only gay if ya swallow!!"

"Benji uses a lot of toiletpaper"