THE DEALIO: One day, Good Charlotte walks down the streets of Waldorf...
until a bunch of thugs come up to them.
As GC was walking down the streets of Waldorf, thugs "happen" to come
walk by.... Thug: "Yo, yous that posa' boy-band, Good Charlotte?"
Paul: "No... we're the Spice Girls"
Thug: "Yo, dude, that shit aint funny!"
Joel: "Yo, I like your accent, man"
Thug: "Fer real, mofo, fer real" (*raises hand for Joel to slap it*)
Joel:(*Slaps it and they "hommie hug"*)
Benji: "Dude, what're you doing?"
Joel: "Yo, keep out of mah' buisness, you hear me?"
Benji: "Sure..." One of the thugs:(*Looks over at Billy*)
Thug(*talks to Billy*):"Yo emo, what band you from really?"
Paul:(*Pushes in front of Billy, and takes out a picture of Sporty
Spice...Holds up picture next to his face*) “See? This is me about four years ago"
Thug: "You want me to break mah' foot off up in yo' ass?"
Chris:(*Slowly tries to walk away from the situation*)
Thug:"Yo bald-ass, where you think you screwin' off to, yo?"
Chris: "Who you callin' a bald-ass?!?!" (*Reflects light from the
sun off his shiny head, into the thug's eyes*)
Thug: "Ah! Yo, you goddamned bald-ass, you've blinded mah' eyes!"(*
Tries to run off, but falls in a river and dies*)
Paul: "Nice SpiceGirl power, Chris!"
Chris: "Uh...yeah"(*Pats Paul's back, while shakes head shamefully*)
Benji: "Dudes, lets ditch these asswipes"
Joel: "Yo, don't dis mah' posies, yo!"
Benji: "Dude, shut up, these guys aren't your posies!"
Thug: "Yo, he can call who eva the hell he wants to call his posie,
Billy: "Shut up, gay-ass!"
Same Thug: "Who you callin' gay-ass, emo?"
Billy:(*Throws a punch at the thug* *His boney-ass arm falls off*)
"GOD DAMMIT!!!!" Benji: "Yo, lets leave"
Joel: "Make me, ya mutha fucka!!"
Benji: "Yeah..you can stay if you want to, Joel"
Thug: "Yo, yous aint goin' nowhere 'till i find out if yous that posa
mofo band, Good Charlotte"
Paul: "God Dammit, we're the Spice Girls!!!!!!!!!"
Paul:(*Takes a wiffle ball bat and beats the crap out of the thug*)
Thug:(*Falls on the ground*) (*Gets up, and tries to punch Paul*)
(*Misses, and hits Joel instead*)
Joel: "What the fuck? I thought we were buds, yo??"
Benji:"Shut up, Joel!!!!!!"
Joel:"Make me, ya mofo" Benji:"For the love of Christ..." (*Punches
Joel in the face*) Joel:(*Falls to the ground*)
Paul:"Now, girls, you need to calm yourselves."
Billy: "For the last effen time, we are NOT from the SpiceGirls!!!!!"
(*Kicks Paul bellow the belt*)
Paul:(*Doesn't get affected*)
Chris:"Yo, dude, lay off him.. He might of just taken to much medicine
Billy: "RARG!!!!" (*Starts going crazy 'cause of the SpiceGirl buisness*)
(*Starts beating Chris and Paul up*)
Joel:(*Gets up and bitch slaps Benji across the face*)
Benji:"WHAT THE FUCK???" (*Starts punching Joel.. Him and Joel start
getting into a brawl*)
GC:(*All in a fist fight with each other*)
Thugs:(*Stare questioningly*) (*Walk away slowly without GC noticing*)